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Next year I will have a kid in middle school. All the most terrifying things are looming — drugs, porn, drinking, driving and sex — and they could all hit at once like a hurricane. Like tomorrow a drunk porn star might show up in a Prius peddling expired condoms and hallucinogens and I will be left standing there, yelling Wait! Any of the talks! The Prius battery is really terrible for the environment! The kind of mom who heads up the dance decorating committee? Or maybe the hip mom who buys her kid pot? Or is that more like hipster helicoptering? Because he should really be learning those buyer beware type decisions on his own, right? Like all of my certainty about sleep training love!
Middle school. An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide. Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers. To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.
Just your usual rant book about the internet. This is just a rant book! I don't mean to pick a fight OR get anyone angry by my opinions and thoughts about the internet. Oh looky here!